so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I think my moral compass just broke
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