At least make sure they are 18
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don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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