Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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