Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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