Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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