omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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