You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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