dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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