What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
