How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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