How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
tell me about the fingering
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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