If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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