Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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