In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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