i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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