Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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