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dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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