just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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