Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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