So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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