I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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