No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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