it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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