I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
