so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
