She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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