I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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