Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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