yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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