I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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