He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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