Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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