is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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