She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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