Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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