but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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