Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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