Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My pussy is not your playground.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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