Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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