We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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