At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
