in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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