so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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