so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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