He had one of those small greek statue penises
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
