Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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