we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
