nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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