Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
handjob tips. give me some.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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