And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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