Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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