Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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